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I'm a pretty simple girl. I love harry potter, indian movies, Supernatural, Glee, Doctor Who, and Sherlock. I'm easily amused by almost anything. and I'm crazy and weird and I talk a lot but thats just they way I am. Im in college and loving it! My electronics are my babies i have a mini heart attack every time I cant locate my phone. I never really get mad at anyone or anything even if i do im always willing to give a second chance. I think nerdy humor is the best kind of humor.


Which Hogwarts house will you be sorted into?



supersillyanddorky06:

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THE ONLY WALL THAT DESERVES ATTENTION GOING INTO 2019

rhube:

tharook:

geekandmisandry:

wideopenhighway:

neverblogidly:

geekandmisandry:

My boyfriend just woke up, mostly still asleep and told me “don’t worry, it’s getting better” in a heavy, American accent, which is unusual for an Australian man.

“Why are you American?” I asked, to which I got:

“Sorry, it’s getting better” in a stereotypical posh English accent.

“Why are you English?” I asked, amused.

“What is he normally?” He managed to ask.

“He? You’re not anyone else, you’re you.”

“Ugh, me” was the last thing he said, in a right proper Aussie accent before he fell back into proper sleep.

Bitch just thwarted a ghost possession by judging his accents

My boyfriend would be gettin’ hit with the baseball bat beside our bed if he ever woke up and said, “What is he normally?” about himself.

Then you would NOT have liked the time he pointed to a corner of our room while he was sleeping and said “they share a dimension with Earth and they take cats to eat them”.

I absolutely do not like that.

I love people who talk in their sleep.

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Just took the next big step of my last few last weekend!

disappointed-pero-not-surprised:

libertarirynn:

sylveonce:

unpretty:

gregorydickens:

victorian-sexstache:

unpretty:

son-of-maglor:

fiskeorn:

elkian:

unpretty:

unpretty:

dr-hollands:

unpretty:

i love cutthroat kitchen but bingewatching makes it really stand out how often alton brown refers to himself as ‘daddy’ and makes contestants wear spreader bars

I’m sorry what

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you heard me

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#I CAN’T BELIEVE I NOW KNOW WHERE TO BUY THE EXACT FETISH GEAR THEY USE ON MY FAVORITE COOKING SHOW

@genericrevenge

OKAY BUT WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY USING SPREADER BARS ON A COOKING SHOW??!??! DOESNT THAT MAKE IT KINDA HARD TO COOK???!?

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kinda, yeah

@datas-vibrating-robot-dong this seems like your speed

That logo looks familiar.

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WHAT

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OH MY GOD

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Alton Brown is a real life supervillain

someone tell me what the fuck is going on

allfrogsarefriends:

allfrogsarefriends:

there is something oddly satisfying about pairing meat with alcohol

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these were two totally different responses to my post and yet they are both equally valid 

dankmemeuniversity:

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werewolfmomota:

werewolfmomota:

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i got really mad at red today

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this is literally one of the funniest things i’ve read today thank you

benpaddon:
“ ayethatgirlrithany:
“ sexysalomonandthecurtainchild:
“ This is exactly how physics does not work.
”
Why didn’t she just use the lipstick on the door?
” ”

benpaddon:

ayethatgirlrithany:

sexysalomonandthecurtainchild:

This is exactly how physics does not work.

Why didn’t she just use the lipstick on the door? 

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aidashakur:

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catsbeaversandducks:
“By Lucas Turnbloom
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catsbeaversandducks:

By Lucas Turnbloom

simonalkenmayer:
“ sushinfood:
“ cantanopeshitthatwastaken:
“”
I MEAN THAT’S ESSENTIALLY IT
”
This is absolutely true. Exactly what it looked like.
”

simonalkenmayer:

sushinfood:

cantanopeshitthatwastaken:

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I MEAN THAT’S ESSENTIALLY IT

This is absolutely true. Exactly what it looked like.

dont-fear-thereaper:

thefurtrade:

tinypi:

i’ll be honest i’m not even sure half of these are vines but here we go

VINES ARE THERAPY

imcrying

rupaulie:

I HATE THIS FUCKING VIDEO